ANIMAL

☻Two snakes meet each other..  First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.  Second snake:Why?  First snake:Because I bit my lip!

☻Q : What do stylish frogs wear?  A : Jumpsuits!

☻Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?  A : French flies and a diet Croak

☻Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?  A : Unhoppy

☻Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &  A : A centipede with a wooden leg

☻Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?  A : Spoiled milk.

☻What kind of work does a weak cat do?  A : Light mouse work

☻Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?  A : All his feathers are combed over to one side

☻How do you circumcise a whale?  A : You need at least four skin divers